wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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