She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
