Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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