Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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