So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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