this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
