I love black thongs
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
This house was built for laser tag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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