I want to stick my p in your. b.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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