it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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