wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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