As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Your cock deserves a montage
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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