fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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