Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
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so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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