your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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