What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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