It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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