at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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