Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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