its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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