I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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