he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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