He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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