Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The ass gains better be worth it
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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