Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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