Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I need a beard to bite.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I need to align my fucking chakras
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