wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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