He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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