He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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