Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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