Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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