I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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