Buhtt sex?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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