So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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