I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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