I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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