But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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