Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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