Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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