I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Randomize
