We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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