fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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