In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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