is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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