i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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