And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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