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Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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