the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
