She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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