fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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