I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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