Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
where are you?
Hypothermia
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
