Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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