I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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