Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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