I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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